Dear Mlle Blueberry Bagel,
We taste that you have been spending a great deal of time next to a certain Mr. Everything. We have considered moving your basket to the muffin row but we fear an uprising from the sesame seeds. They have been fancying you for quite some time. Without you next door, we know they would lose it and fall right off their own bagels. The last thing we need is the collection of crumbs of a messy separation. This certainly would not do wonders for our image as a "whole grain" type of joint. It is the Upper West Side after all. Provided your invaluable qualities, we would like to caution further engagement in this affair, as such proximity to Mr. Everything is really corrupting your taste. Do not force us into replacing you with chocolate chip. You did not hear it from us, but even the scones are starting to get ideas. Please let us strawberry preserve some order.
Tastefully yours,
Nussbaum & Wu
why blame mlle blueberry? when a dozen bagels are bought, mr. everything is often put in a separate bag because he sheds his seeds and onion aroma without care - spoiling the whole lot!
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